Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gets 600 channel TV subscription only watches HGTV

Gets 600 channel TV subscription only watches HGTV  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Write "Check Id" on Credit Cards Bitch when chasier asks to see id

Write

locks you in your room when she finds you smoking at 25 has been secretly smoking at work for 20 years

locks you in your room when she finds you smoking at 25 has been secretly smoking at work for 20 years  Sheltering Suburban Mom

wants "the best for her kids" smoked and drank while pregnant with you at 18

wants

Son asks to go to new friend's house to hang out First question: "What do his parents do for a living?"

Son asks to go to new friend's house to hang out First question:

thinks wellfare or any handout is wrong buys mercedes on allimony

thinks wellfare or any handout is wrong buys mercedes on allimony  Sheltering Suburban Mom

never played sports personal trainer

never played sports personal trainer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Flips shit when she finds out you smoked weed once. Encourages entire family to watch Breaking Bad together

Flips shit when she finds out you smoked  weed once. Encourages entire family to watch Breaking Bad together  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells daughter to stop spending her money Spends all of husband's money on hair products.

Tells daughter to stop spending her money Spends all of husband's money on hair products.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

insists on you getting a boyfriend if you do , she tells everybody...

insists on you getting a boyfriend if you do , she tells everybody...  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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