Sheltering Suburban Mom

Asks you what you want for your birthday "Didn't I hear something about a new XBox?"

Asks you what you want for your birthday

Doesn't like that you are a freshmen dating a senior constantly molests all of your friends

Doesn't like that you are a freshmen dating a senior constantly molests all of your friends  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wears yoga pants. Over garments.

Wears yoga pants. Over garments.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

How do you know he's a good guy? He could be a serial killer and look, he's smoking marijuana

How do you know he's a good guy? He could be a serial killer and look, he's smoking marijuana   Sheltering Suburban Mom

I wish you'd pick up your room so the maid can clean up in here

I wish you'd pick up your room so the maid can clean up in here  Sheltering Suburban Mom

keeps son in house until he's 16 wonders why he turned into forever alone and sap

keeps son in house until he's 16 wonders why he turned into forever alone and sap  Sheltering Suburban Mom

My Son wanted to be in a middle school rock band I said no because they probably all smoke dope

My Son wanted to be in a middle school rock band I said no because they probably all smoke dope  Sheltering Suburban Mom

im pretty sure i dont have a vagina yet but when i do, i always count on HIV :D

im pretty sure i dont have a vagina yet but when i do, i always count on HIV :D  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"you have a tournament the first four days of spring break?" "of course I'll pay your $125 entry fee"

If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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