Sheltering Suburban Mom

She thinks your friends are rude She farts at the table

She thinks your friends are rude She farts at the table  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I organized the house everything is gone

I organized the house everything is gone  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls babysitter tells her not to tell kids about Boston bombing

Calls babysitter tells her not to tell kids about Boston bombing  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're throwing your quarters in the trash playing those games You could have bought some golf balls with them!

You're throwing your quarters in the trash playing those games You could have bought some golf balls with them!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Makes kids eat only health food to fight childhood diabetus Weigh 300lbs

Makes kids eat only health food to fight childhood diabetus  Weigh 300lbs  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Go and get some fresh air Be back in 10 minutes and don't talk to anyone.

Go and get some fresh air Be back in 10 minutes and don't talk to anyone.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all Unless it's about jews, muslims, hindus, etc.

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all Unless it's about jews, muslims, hindus, etc.                                        Sheltering Suburban Mom

You've been on that damn game for hours! Watches 6 hour marathon on T.V.

You've been on that damn game for hours! Watches 6 hour marathon on T.V.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wont let you play violent video games Wants you to play full tackle football

Wont let you play violent video games Wants you to play full tackle football  Sheltering Suburban Mom

she used to yell "turn the video games off and go to bed!" now I call her every weeknight at 11 to make sure she turns her ipad video games off and goes to bed

she used to yell
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