Sheltering Suburban Mom

you must be lying about being sick you're playing video games

you must be lying about being sick you're playing video games  Sheltering Suburban Mom

How could you sleep until 2:30? you got home around 11

How could you sleep until 2:30? you got home around 11  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Prays to god in the car Barely wears her seatbelt

Prays to god in the car Barely wears her seatbelt  Sheltering Suburban Mom

wanted two had five lectures kids about safe sex

wanted two
had five lectures kids about safe sex  Sheltering Suburban Mom

watching nature documentary changes channel when animals have sex

watching nature documentary changes channel when animals have sex  Sheltering Suburban Mom

'if you want to be somebody you have to go to college' didn't finish high school

'if you want to be somebody you have to go to college' didn't finish high school  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks study abroad is an enriching experience daughter parties twice as much as she would at home

Thinks study abroad is an enriching experience daughter parties twice as much as she would at home  Sheltering Suburban Mom

GETS DODGEBALL BANNED

 GETS DODGEBALL BANNED  Sheltering Suburban Mom

only wants to talk to you when your headphones are in

only wants to talk to you when your headphones are in    Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells child that they need more exercise Does nothing but drink wine and watch reality TV all day

Tells child that they need more exercise Does nothing but drink wine and watch reality TV all day  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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