Sheltering Suburban Mom

Stay at home mom Can't even cook the damn dinner

Stay at home mom Can't even cook the damn dinner  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Natural food is better Beer is sinful but pop is ok

Natural food is better Beer is sinful     but pop is ok  Sheltering Suburban Mom

family steals money from her don't go out, robbers are outside

family steals money from her don't go out, robbers are outside  Sheltering Suburban Mom

complains about childhood obesity in america buys pizza and soft drinks

complains about childhood obesity in america  buys pizza and soft drinks  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Goes on 'exercise' walk around the block Eats four scoop sundae as a reward

Goes on 'exercise' walk around the block Eats four scoop sundae as a reward  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells son to buckle seatbelt Smokes in car with windows rolled up

Tells son to buckle seatbelt Smokes in car with windows rolled up  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Buys you tickets to a ska concert you smoke a shitload of weed with strangers and get the shit kicked out of you in a pit

Buys you tickets to a ska concert you smoke a shitload of weed with strangers and get the shit kicked out of you in a pit  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Had phone fixed 4 times in last 6 months Still not sold on insurance

Had phone fixed 4 times in last 6 months Still not sold on insurance  Sheltering Suburban Mom

skrillex

skrillex   Sheltering Suburban Mom

I really wish the government would stay out of our lives and let us make our own decisions. I really hope the government takes away the option of abortion and women's right to choose

I really wish the government would stay out of our lives and let us make our own decisions. I really hope the government takes away the option of abortion and women's right to choose  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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