Sheltering Suburban Mom

Lives in small town, knows all her neighbors, functioning street lights on every sidewalk "be back home before dark or you're grounded"

Lives in small town, knows all her neighbors, functioning street lights on every sidewalk

Daughter didn't make cheer team Lawyers UP

Daughter didn't make cheer team Lawyers UP  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Husband has two jobs to pay the bills gardens

Husband has two jobs to pay the bills gardens  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Shaves Eyebrows off Draws new eyebrows on.

Shaves Eyebrows off Draws new eyebrows on.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

daughter got home 5 min late must have whored around

daughter got home 5 min late must have whored around  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Toddler likes nanny better than me FIRE HER AND GET A NEW ONE

Toddler likes nanny better than me FIRE HER AND GET A NEW ONE  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says "Always Sunny" is stupid watches "The Bachelorette" every week

Says

DOnt ever let me catch you smoking or using drugs I've only smoked like...5 joints...tops

DOnt ever let me catch you smoking or using drugs I've only smoked like...5 joints...tops                                      Sheltering Suburban Mom

You got a tattoo? How are you going to get into heaven?

You got a tattoo? How are you going to get into heaven?   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Expects you to pay rent After you move out

Expects you to pay rent After you move out  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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