Sheltering Suburban Mom

Confess to her my atheism Tells me to "keep an open mind"

Confess to her my atheism Tells me to

It's not indoctrination If you're teaching them the truth

It's not indoctrination If you're teaching them the truth  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Young people shave down there now? Good thing i'm not young

Young people shave down there now? Good thing i'm not young  Sheltering Suburban Mom

There are no bad movies It all goes by opinion

There are no bad movies It all goes by opinion   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Speeds Up When you are trying to get into her lane

Speeds Up When you are trying to get into her lane  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Yells at you for smoking pot gives you zoloft to keep you calm

Yells at you for smoking pot gives you zoloft to keep you calm  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Encourages kids to make informed decisions believes corollation equals causation

Encourages kids to make informed decisions believes corollation equals causation  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants to increase taxes on the wealthy and decrease spending Votes Republican

Wants to increase taxes on the wealthy and decrease spending Votes Republican  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you continuously to tidy up your room because it is one big chaos Can never find anything she 'put away safely'

Tells you continuously to tidy up your room because it is one big chaos Can never find anything she 'put away safely'  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Always buckles her children up for safety in the stroller at the mall

Always buckles her children up for safety in the stroller at the mall   Sheltering Suburban Mom
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