Sheltering Suburban Mom

show her suburban mom meme calls you an asshole

show her suburban mom meme calls you an asshole  Sheltering Suburban Mom

black neighbors move in next door calls cops to report robbery in progress

black neighbors move in next door calls cops to report robbery in progress  Sheltering Suburban Mom

criticizes mom feeding baby bottled milk feeds her kids pizza rolls

criticizes mom feeding baby bottled milk feeds her kids pizza rolls  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Is easily offended Writes about sex for a living

Is easily offended Writes about sex for a living  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"No son you can't get this game because it says M" Never played a video game in her life.

wants you to believe she has the perfect life 3 months behind on mortgage payment, kids are doing crystal meth, and husband is fucking the 24 year old secretary behind her back.

wants you to believe she has the perfect life 3 months behind on  mortgage payment, kids are doing crystal meth, and husband is fucking the 24 year old secretary behind her back.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

avoids transfat splenda in everything

avoids transfat splenda in everything  Sheltering Suburban Mom

complains about illegal immigration hires an all-mexican lawn service

complains about illegal immigration hires an all-mexican lawn service   Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I refuse to clean this mess up" Cleans it anyway

Tells you to save money and spend wisely Is a shop-a-holic with expensive tastes

Tells you to save money and spend wisely Is a shop-a-holic with expensive tastes  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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