Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you your whole life to pick your pants up off the floor Leaves Bra on the doorhandle

Tells you your whole life to pick your pants up off the floor Leaves Bra on the doorhandle   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Buys expensive LCD television watches channels in standard def

Buys expensive LCD television watches channels in standard def  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Oh, Nothing I'm fine

Oh, Nothing I'm fine  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Serious personality issues blames it on men

Serious personality issues blames it on men  Sheltering Suburban Mom

won't let you have a beer shits on couch and eats it.

won't let you have a beer shits on couch and eats it.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

it's your birthday Decides to buy herself a new phone

it's your birthday Decides to buy herself a new phone  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Farts, Burps Blames Fox News

Farts, Burps Blames Fox News  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you can't read animorphs i don't believe in evolution

you can't read animorphs i don't believe in evolution  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Buys Marilyn Monroe Art from Kohls

Buys Marilyn Monroe Art from Kohls  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks abstinence teaching is the only good sex education Teenage daughter has kid then runs around lecturing others about abstinence

Thinks abstinence teaching  is the only good sex education Teenage daughter has kid then runs around lecturing others about abstinence  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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