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thinks mortal kombat is too violent for her kid gives the it to the neighbour kid

thinks mortal kombat is too violent for her kid gives the it to the neighbour kid Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Fifth month: "Naturopathic birth coach" Eighth month: schedules c-section

Fifth month:
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SAYS VIDEO GAMES WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN watches the entire 12 hour marathon of 'The Real Housewives of New York'

SAYS VIDEO GAMES WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN watches the entire 12 hour marathon of 'The Real Housewives of New York' Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Watches lifetime all men are evil

Watches lifetime all men are evil Sheltering Suburban Mom
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phone was on silent, so you didn't hear it when she called (and therefore didn't answer) she has three heart attacks, an ulcer, and a case of grey hair

phone was on silent, so you didn't hear it when she called (and therefore didn't answer) she has three heart attacks, an ulcer, and a case of grey hair Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Son lied to you Call police, Children's asylum and teenage social workers

Son lied to you Call police, Children's asylum and teenage social workers Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Warns about dangers of alcohol Tries to get drunk off mouthwash

Warns about dangers of alcohol Tries to get drunk off mouthwash Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Vaccums once a month tells son to do it every week because "she always does"

Vaccums once a month tells son to do it every week because
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"Marijuana is a dangerous drug" drinks three martinis at lunch, two before bed
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i've got a pretty big dick

i've got a pretty big dick Sheltering Suburban Mom
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