Socially Average Penguin

"How have you been" "I've been good. And you?"

Warm enough for you? Sure is!

Warm enough for you? Sure is!  Socially Average Penguin

Is half decent looking Has sense of humour and intelligence

Is half decent looking Has sense of humour and intelligence  Socially Average Penguin

On a train ride for six hours Turns on "NSFW FILTER"

On a train ride for 
six hours Turns on

Post status 5 likes

Post status 5 likes  Socially Average Penguin

Works out then leaves Goes to the gym

Works out then leaves Goes to the gym   Socially Average Penguin

See girl has whistle and ask if it's a rape whistle. She says yes. Don't ask her if it works.

See girl has whistle and ask if it's a rape whistle. She says yes. Don't ask her if it works.  Socially Average Penguin

reads actual advice mallard meme then all the comments refuting the advice

reads actual advice mallard meme then all the comments refuting the advice  Socially Average Penguin
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