Socially Awesome Penguin

Girlfriend caught me cheating yesterday Ended up having a threesome

Girlfriend caught me cheating yesterday Ended up having a threesome  Socially Awesome Penguin

As soon as teacher starts talking crack open can of pop

As soon as teacher starts talking crack open can of pop  Socially Awesome Penguin

dont save her she don't want to be saved

dont save her she don't want to be saved  Socially Awesome Penguin

tear ass in populated elevator, the kind that peals paint

tear ass in populated elevator, the kind that peals paint  Socially Awesome Penguin

walks in on lesbians gets invited to join

walks in on lesbians gets invited to join  Socially Awesome Penguin

misread black history month wiki article get hailed as king of meta-humor

misread black history month wiki article get hailed as king of meta-humor  Socially Awesome Penguin

Sees a redditor in class talk after class instead of posting on reddit

Sees a redditor in class talk after class instead of posting on reddit  Socially Awesome Penguin

Makes eye contact with a cute girl Maintains eye contact and smiles

Makes eye contact with a cute girl Maintains eye contact and smiles  Socially Awesome Penguin

totally forget to add link on facebook comment still gets likes

totally forget to add link on facebook comment  still gets likes   Socially Awesome Penguin

goes to party and only talks about reddit at reddit meet up

goes to party and only talks about reddit at reddit meet up  Socially Awesome Penguin
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