Socially Awesome Penguin

Meets a fat girl and Fucks her in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels

Meets a fat girl and Fucks her in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels  Socially Awesome Penguin

Girl calls you for a session Tells you it's the sexiest roll she's ever seen

Girl calls you for a session Tells you it's the sexiest roll she's ever seen  Socially Awesome Penguin

TELL GIRL SHE IS UGLY GIRL NOW HAS CRUSH ON YOU

TELL GIRL SHE IS UGLY GIRL NOW HAS CRUSH ON YOU  Socially Awesome Penguin

Called to the board while you have a boner new captain of cheerleader "study Group"

Called to the board while you have a boner new captain of cheerleader

MAKE TYP-O ON REDDIT NEW WORD ADDED TO OXFORD DICTIONARY

MAKE TYP-O ON REDDIT NEW WORD ADDED TO OXFORD DICTIONARY  Socially Awesome Penguin

push gas pedal through the floor smoke out car behind

push gas pedal through the floor smoke out car behind  Socially Awesome Penguin

Walks toward automatic door doesn't fear it won't open before I get there

Walks toward automatic door doesn't fear it won't open before I get there  Socially Awesome Penguin

See vender pocket change from previous customer Give look, my begal is free

See vender pocket change from previous customer Give look, my begal is free  Socially Awesome Penguin

opens bin to put trash in using one finger

opens bin to put trash  in using one finger  Socially Awesome Penguin

have fun, acquire knowledge and currency, disregard females and opinions still get laid

have fun, acquire knowledge and currency, disregard females and opinions still get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin
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