Socially Awesome Penguin

get laid twice

get laid twice  Socially Awesome Penguin

Oh No Not Alaska

Oh No Not Alaska  Socially Awesome Penguin

take a massive, loud dump. boss is in next stall. you both laugh

take a massive, loud dump. boss is in next stall. you both laugh  Socially Awesome Penguin

wears pink becomes girl attack central

wears pink becomes girl attack central  Socially Awesome Penguin

Buddy texts random girl from phone book: "Wadap, wanna have sex?" gets laid

Buddy texts random girl from phone book:

somebody says happy birthday you say thanks and execute the perfect hug

somebody says happy birthday you say thanks and execute the perfect hug  Socially Awesome Penguin

says hi at school everyone in class replies

says hi at school everyone in class replies  Socially Awesome Penguin

Joins vent to part of guild festivities. Doesn't say anything.

Joins vent to part of guild festivities. Doesn't say anything.  Socially Awesome Penguin

Walked in the same direction of a female

Walked in the same direction of a female  Socially Awesome Penguin

Plays "what are you thankful for" with family Makes people cry

Plays
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