Socially Awesome Penguin

talking to hot girl after class "i took that course in the sex - second semester"

talking to hot girl after class

Wrong meme upvoted regardless

Wrong meme upvoted regardless  Socially Awesome Penguin

Goes out to vote Gets Halo 4 free for voting

Goes out to vote Gets Halo 4 free for voting  Socially Awesome Penguin

Hit the snack girl at a golf course Says she's ok and asks if I want a snack or drink

Hit the snack girl at a golf course Says she's ok and asks if I want a snack or drink  Socially Awesome Penguin

Needs to turn off computer and go to bed at 2 a.m. on a Wednesday, Goes to Reddit instead.

Needs to turn off computer and go to bed at 2 a.m. on a Wednesday, Goes to Reddit instead.  Socially Awesome Penguin

Left alone with friend of a friend has sex with them

Left alone with friend of a friend has sex with them  Socially Awesome Penguin

Does something socially awesome Doesn't fuck it up by doing something socially awkward

Does something socially awesome Doesn't fuck it up by doing something socially awkward  Socially Awesome Penguin

Meet hot coworker at new job. She opens with: "nice to meet you" Only manage to respond: "Nice..."

Meet hot coworker at new job. She opens with:

give negative comments don't have any reasonable suggestions

give negative comments don't have any reasonable suggestions  Socially Awesome Penguin

Sit laying back And brush hair get laid

Sit laying back
And brush hair  get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin
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