Socially Awesome Penguin

Falls out of chair during physics lecture "Sorry prof, I was just showing how gravity worked."

Falls out of chair during physics lecture

Walks into bar gets free drinks all night

Walks into bar gets free drinks all night  Socially Awesome Penguin

told to have a great trip didn't say 'you too'

told to have a great 
trip didn't say 'you too'  Socially Awesome Penguin

Mistakes total stranger for female friend "You have the most beautiful doppleganger."

Mistakes total stranger for female friend

accidentally 'like' friend's mom's relationship status becoming complicated get flirty PM from her. Have mother-daughter threesome. Fuck yeah!

accidentally 'like' friend's mom's relationship status becoming complicated get flirty PM from her. Have mother-daughter threesome. Fuck yeah!  Socially Awesome Penguin

Study session at girlfriends house fuck her mom

Study session at girlfriends house fuck her mom  Socially Awesome Penguin

plan on going on date have sex 4 times instead

plan on going on date have sex 4 times instead  Socially Awesome Penguin

Get shut down by girl at halloween party grab her hat and puke into it

Get shut down by girl at halloween party grab her hat and puke into it  Socially Awesome Penguin

Cum in first 5 minutes she already did 3 times

Cum in first 5 minutes she already did 3 times   Socially Awesome Penguin

an hour late for work gets promotion

an hour late 
for work gets 
promotion  Socially Awesome Penguin
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