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heavy traffic by the exit coming up and scumbag steve cuts the line by trying to switch lane in front of you sorry dude, apparently I'm too close to the car in front of me to let you pass

heavy traffic by the exit coming up and scumbag steve cuts the line by trying to switch lane in front of you sorry dude, apparently I'm too close to the car in front of me to let you pass Socially Awesome Penguin
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Decide to strike up conversation with old man sitting all by himself at the bar At the end of the night, "By the way I'm the owner , all your drinks tonight are on the house"

Decide to strike up conversation with old man sitting all by himself at the bar At the end of the night,
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Ask waitress to choose a drink for me "how about a blowjob?"

Ask waitress to choose a drink for me
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Forgot to bring a #2 pencil to a scantron exam Asked someone to borrow an extra pencil

Forgot to bring a #2 pencil to a scantron exam Asked someone to borrow an extra pencil Socially Awesome Penguin
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Started talking to a cute girl Knows the difference between your and you're

Started talking to a cute girl Knows the difference between your and you're Socially Awesome Penguin
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doesn't apply for any jobs get phd

doesn't apply for any jobs get phd Socially Awesome Penguin
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"is pepsi okay?" "no!"
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uses double entendre in status update means both things.

uses double entendre in status update means both things. Socially Awesome Penguin
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reach over to give cute girl handshake get hug

reach over to give cute girl handshake get hug Socially Awesome Penguin
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add anything here get laid

add anything here get laid Socially Awesome Penguin
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