Socially Awesome Penguin

Girlfriend-"What time is it?" Response-"I don't know my cock doesn't wear a watch"

Girlfriend-

Cokblock douchebag at bar Grateful girl has threesome with wife and me

Cokblock douchebag at bar Grateful girl has threesome with wife and me  Socially Awesome Penguin

My girlfriend Admitted I was right

My girlfriend Admitted I was right  Socially Awesome Penguin

Dont let cute girl in party because of sketchy friends still get her number

Dont let cute girl in party because of sketchy friends still get her number  Socially Awesome Penguin

A girl talked to me We fucked

A girl talked to me We fucked  Socially Awesome Penguin

Boss thinks you're drinking at work gives you a high-five

Boss thinks you're drinking at work gives you a high-five  Socially Awesome Penguin

Ask a girl if I was a good kisser. Get told that we just weren't right for each other.

Ask a girl if I was a good kisser. Get told that we just weren't right for each other.  Socially Awesome Penguin

Gets dressed in the dark, wears odd shoes starts new fashion trend Caption 3 goes here

Gets dressed in the dark, wears odd shoes starts new fashion trend Caption 3 goes here  Socially Awesome Penguin

fEMALE ROOMMATE CATCHES YOU MASTURBATING SHE FINISHS YOU OFF

fEMALE ROOMMATE CATCHES YOU MASTURBATING SHE FINISHS YOU OFF  Socially Awesome Penguin

someone washing hands at the only sink in the bathroom Pretends to pee at urinal until the person leaves

someone washing hands at the only sink in the bathroom Pretends to pee at urinal until the person leaves  Socially Awesome Penguin
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