Socially Awesome Penguin

Goes Out for the night to get friend laid steal the girl he was hitting on and gets laid

Goes Out for the night to get friend laid steal the girl he was hitting on and gets laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

Whats worse than Losing the open door contest? The holocaust

Whats worse than Losing the open door contest? The holocaust   Socially Awesome Penguin

Guy notices you facebook stalking him Get a date

Guy notices you facebook stalking him Get a date   Socially Awesome Penguin

Money comes But I she *cums* first

Money comes But I she *cums* first  Socially Awesome Penguin

Wait for lunch lady to say thanks before leaving the line you get free lunch anyway

Wait for lunch lady to say thanks before leaving the line you get free lunch anyway  Socially Awesome Penguin

Met hot guy thinking he would be total douche Fell for him...fml

Met hot guy thinking he would be total douche Fell for him...fml  Socially Awesome Penguin

Left alone with friend of a friend bone

Left alone with friend of a friend bone  Socially Awesome Penguin

Tries to ask girl out on a date She asks instead

Tries to ask girl out on a date She asks instead  Socially Awesome Penguin

dear god: you're welcome

dear god: you're welcome  Socially Awesome Penguin

Checks behind shoulder to ensure joke doesn't offend anyone. Tells racist joke. Everyone cracks up.

Checks behind shoulder to ensure joke doesn't offend anyone. Tells racist joke. Everyone cracks up.  Socially Awesome Penguin
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