Socially Awesome Penguin

spooning i hope she feels my boner

spooning i hope she feels 
my boner  Socially Awesome Penguin

Friend asks you to give her a massage at football game Sorority behind me ask for a turn and my number

Friend asks you to give her a massage at football game Sorority behind me ask for a turn and my number  Socially Awesome Penguin

Was asked sarcastically, "Is the Pope Catholic?" "No."

Was asked sarcastically,

Girl bathing asks for something to put on Gives her shoes

Girl bathing asks for something to put on Gives her shoes  Socially Awesome Penguin

Gets girls number at bar actually her number.

Gets girls number at bar actually her number.  Socially Awesome Penguin

lies

 lies  Socially Awesome Penguin

Get blowjob Not wearing embarrassing Boxers

Get blowjob Not wearing embarrassing Boxers  Socially Awesome Penguin

charges for roadside extra, puts through roadside doesnt get caught

charges for roadside extra, puts through roadside doesnt get caught  Socially Awesome Penguin

Says something awkward Doesn't give a fuck

Says something awkward Doesn't give a fuck  Socially Awesome Penguin

meet an adventurer shoot an arrow at His knee

meet an adventurer  shoot an arrow at His knee  Socially Awesome Penguin
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