Socially Awesome Penguin

Showed girl 'redtube.com' on accident girl wants to fuck

Showed girl 'redtube.com' on accident girl wants to fuck  Socially Awesome Penguin

tweets a pic of his peen trends

tweets a pic of his peen trends  Socially Awesome Penguin

Girl: "What are you doing tonight?" You: "you." Gets laid

Girl:

crush puckers up for a peck leans in for a french kiss like the courageous, sexy motherfucker you are

crush puckers up for a peck leans in for a french kiss like the courageous, sexy motherfucker you are  Socially Awesome Penguin

"That's really pretty. what song is that?" "The Jurassic Park Theme."

Accidentally type "I'm god" instead of "I'm good" in a text Jesus loses to u

Accidentally type

Fuck bitches GET money

Fuck bitches GET money  Socially Awesome Penguin

Tells girl she has beautiful eyes while she's chin deep in balls

Tells girl she has beautiful eyes while she's chin deep in balls  Socially Awesome Penguin

interviews with managing director for developer position Gets offered Managing director role

interviews with managing director for developer position Gets offered Managing director role  Socially Awesome Penguin

Fucks bitches Gets their money too

Fucks bitches Gets their money too  Socially Awesome Penguin
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