Socially Awesome Penguin

buys a stuffed fish for his girlfriend gets laid

buys a stuffed fish for his girlfriend gets laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

Incredibly Attractive Woman friend takes her clothes off in front of me because i'm already naked

Incredibly Attractive Woman friend takes her clothes off in front of me because i'm already naked  Socially Awesome Penguin

Girl I'm "talking" to says I'm bad at kissing agrees when I suggest to get another girl involved so she can show me

Girl I'm

Not invited to party Calls the cops party at my place

Not invited to party Calls the cops 
party at my place  Socially Awesome Penguin

TRIP AND CATCH YOURSELF

TRIP AND CATCH YOURSELF   Socially Awesome Penguin

GF breaks up in restaurant to avoid a scene bill has 3 phone #'s on the back

GF breaks up in restaurant to avoid a scene bill has 3 phone #'s on the back  Socially Awesome Penguin

Goes to friends house Bangs mom

Goes to friends house Bangs mom   Socially Awesome Penguin

publically masterbates everybody crowds to watch

publically masterbates everybody crowds to watch  Socially Awesome Penguin

accidentally type ;) instead of :) get laid

accidentally type ;) 
instead of :) get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

trip up in front of friends roll into 30 minute free-running session

trip up in front of friends roll into 30 minute free-running session  Socially Awesome Penguin
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