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cute girl comes in to my work gives me her number  Socially Awesome Penguin

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Accidentally type dtf? instead of wtf? nude photographs in your inbox  Socially Awesome Penguin

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receive 9 high fives on the way to class not bad, but 10 is my record  Socially Awesome Penguin

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Everyone gets raptured but me get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

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Makes front page Twice  Socially Awesome Penguin

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finishes proof surfs net 4 30 minutes waiting for MBO to auto-reject  Socially Awesome Penguin

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never eats never sleeps  Socially Awesome Penguin

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Fingers smell Wipe under hipsters nose  Socially Awesome Penguin

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Going wrong way in public Turn around  Socially Awesome Penguin

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