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Flirt in lappish get laid

Flirt in lappish get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

write Elevator instead Escalator Still get front Page

write Elevator 
instead Escalator Still get front Page  Socially Awesome Penguin

PEE DIRECTLY IN CENTER OF BOWL IN PUBLIC RESTROOM TO ASSERT DOMINANCE

PEE DIRECTLY IN CENTER OF BOWL IN PUBLIC RESTROOM TO ASSERT DOMINANCE  Socially Awesome Penguin

gets marooned on an island locals worship you as a god

gets marooned on an island locals worship you as a god  Socially Awesome Penguin

Hey Kathryn We ddont talk

Hey Kathryn We ddont talk  Socially Awesome Penguin

Doesn't play sports Wins most athletic

Doesn't play sports Wins most athletic  Socially Awesome Penguin

friendzoned with benefits

friendzoned with benefits  Socially Awesome Penguin

stfu you sexy bitch ill talk to you later

stfu you sexy bitch ill talk to you later  Socially Awesome Penguin

"That's really pretty. What song is that?" "The Jurrassic Park Theme"

Posts a racist quote from 'mad men' big black guy replies: "That's classic!!"

Posts a racist quote from 'mad men' big black guy replies:
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