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Make a joke to a black guy about working on my pasty white tan, black guy makes lighthearted joke about being black Feel like a Bro

Make a joke to a black guy about working on my pasty white tan, black guy makes lighthearted joke about being black Feel like a Bro  Socially Awesome Penguin

Asks for a girls number gets it

Asks for a girls number gets it  Socially Awesome Penguin

Just tries to level up Wins Top Survivor

Just tries to level up Wins Top Survivor  Socially Awesome Penguin

doesn't apply for any jobs gets phd

doesn't apply for any jobs gets phd  Socially Awesome Penguin

Voted Mowicz elected president

Voted Mowicz elected president  Socially Awesome Penguin

Someone bumps into you get laid

Someone bumps into you get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

All stalls taken Shits in sink

All stalls taken Shits in sink  Socially Awesome Penguin

Installs clapper on lights instant strobe light during sex

Installs clapper on lights instant strobe light during sex  Socially Awesome Penguin

"are you paying with debit as well?" Yes

Everyone knows me I don't know anyone

Everyone knows me I don't know anyone  Socially Awesome Penguin
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