Socially Awesome Penguin

Arrives 25 min late to lecture had a job interview

Arrives 25 min late to lecture had a job interview  Socially Awesome Penguin

gets over 40 likes on a post feels like a celebrity

gets over 40 likes on a post feels like a celebrity  Socially Awesome Penguin

Holds door open for cute girl Men's bathroom

Holds door open for cute girl Men's bathroom  Socially Awesome Penguin

boner during presentation teacher slips you titty photos and office hour schedule

boner during presentation teacher slips you titty photos and office hour schedule  Socially Awesome Penguin

Has a one night stand with a vegetarian Tells her "it was was nice to meat ya"

Has a one night stand with a vegetarian Tells her

Wants to be "Friends With Benefits" She replies "Friendship portion optional"

Wants to be

Makes the 3rd comment on a joke Everyone stares

Makes the 3rd comment on a joke Everyone stares  Socially Awesome Penguin

Shit your pants tell people you got obama in your pocket

Shit your pants tell people you got obama in your pocket  Socially Awesome Penguin

Get Expelled Still become Class President

Get Expelled Still become Class President  Socially Awesome Penguin

She's not in the mood still get laid

She's not in the mood still get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin
Like us for More!