Socially Awksome Penguin

go to hold door open for pretty girl pushes on the hinge side

go to hold door open for pretty girl pushes on the hinge side  Socially Awksome Penguin

has sex for 30 seconds

has sex for 30 seconds  Socially Awksome Penguin

She leans across table to get car keys, kiss her fuck it up by grinning like an ass

She leans across table to get car keys, kiss her fuck it up by grinning like an ass  Socially Awksome Penguin

A girl talked to me and I messed up

A girl talked to me and I messed up  Socially Awksome Penguin

Warmest day of the week is 50 degrees girls are outside in their bathing suits tanning

Warmest day of the week is 50 degrees girls are outside in their bathing suits tanning  Socially Awksome Penguin

Talk to girl on facebook for an hour Realize I'm on my friend's account afterwards

Talk to girl on facebook for an hour Realize I'm on my friend's account afterwards  Socially Awksome Penguin

Goes to pick up cute girl for date She didnt remember and was asleep

Goes to pick up cute girl for date She didnt remember and was asleep  Socially Awksome Penguin

Kisses a girl for the first time gets a high five from her after

Kisses a girl for the first time gets a high five from her after  Socially Awksome Penguin

plays guitar well enough to get laid! chokes up in front of people

plays guitar well enough to get laid! chokes up in front of people  Socially Awksome Penguin

Make hilarious joke and everybody laughs awkward silence afterwards

Make hilarious joke and everybody laughs awkward silence afterwards  Socially Awksome Penguin
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