Socially Awksome Penguin

Go out to check mail in pajamas Instantly run back inside thinking your junk is showing

Go out to check mail in pajamas Instantly run back inside thinking your junk is showing  Socially Awksome Penguin

Girl calls you in the middle night saying how cute and nice you are Meant to call a differnent guy with the same name as you.

Girl calls you in the middle night saying how cute and nice you are Meant to call a differnent guy with the same name as you.  Socially Awksome Penguin

Thinks of greatest meme of all time 2 upvotes

Thinks of greatest meme of all time 2 upvotes  Socially Awksome Penguin

least-hated person in high school band plays piccolo

least-hated person in high school band plays piccolo  Socially Awksome Penguin

Asks crush out in 6th grade. she says no. Whole school teases him about it for 4 years.

Asks crush out in 6th grade. she says no. Whole school teases him about it for 4 years.  Socially Awksome Penguin

Perform better then co-workers at new job! Slow down to appease co-workers

Perform better then co-workers at new job! Slow down to appease co-workers  Socially Awksome Penguin

hindsight is always 20/20 but i can't even see where i'm going in the first place

hindsight is always 20/20 but i can't even see where i'm going in the first place  Socially Awksome Penguin

hot chicks demand you come skinny dipping with your small penis

hot chicks demand you come skinny dipping with your small penis  Socially Awksome Penguin

Gets girl at the bar to come back to his place apologizes for size of penis

Gets girl at the bar to come back to his place apologizes for size of penis  Socially Awksome Penguin

girlfriend says my dick is huge compared to her brother.

girlfriend says my dick is huge compared to her brother.   Socially Awksome Penguin
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