Socially Awksome Penguin

girlfriend says my dick is huge compared to her brother.

girlfriend says my dick is huge compared to her brother.   Socially Awksome Penguin

Grinds on hottest girl at the party cums in his pants

Grinds on hottest girl at the party cums in his pants  Socially Awksome Penguin

Get's everyone pumped cause he hears the Silo bus. It's Ball EMT... walks home.

Get's everyone pumped cause he hears the Silo bus. It's Ball EMT... walks home.  Socially Awksome Penguin

Post gets upvoted to front page Answer a question in comments, downvoted into oblivion

Post gets upvoted to front page Answer a question in comments, downvoted into oblivion  Socially Awksome Penguin

Too cool to hang out with the weird kids Too weird to hang out with the cool kids

Too cool to hang out with the weird kids Too weird to hang out with the cool kids  Socially Awksome Penguin

yelling at basketball referee for bad call ref looks up and makes eye contact

yelling at basketball referee for bad call ref looks up and makes eye contact  Socially Awksome Penguin

Girl who you usually see on your typical route to work says hi Change route so that never happens again

Girl who you usually see on your typical route to work says hi  Change route so that never happens again  Socially Awksome Penguin

Gets note saying "meet me at the water cooler in 5 minutes, you're pretty sexy" at a MUN conference doesn't go

Gets note saying

in class full of hot girls it's gender studies

in class full of hot girls it's gender studies  Socially Awksome Penguin

Don't splash any piss on myself at the urinal Splash water onto pants while washing hands

Don't splash any piss on myself at the urinal Splash water onto pants while washing hands  Socially Awksome Penguin
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