Socially Awksome Penguin

send girls texts and tips acquired from /r/seduction Fail completely when you're on your own

send girls texts and tips acquired from /r/seduction Fail completely when you're on your own  Socially Awksome Penguin

Teacher sees I have a crush in class pairs me up with her for the rest of the year

Teacher sees I have a crush in class pairs me up with her for the rest of the year  Socially Awksome Penguin

climb the social hierarchical ladder and become most popular kid in school Dump most popular girl in school for no apparent reason. Everyone hates you now.

climb the social hierarchical ladder and become most popular kid in school Dump most popular girl in school for no apparent reason. Everyone hates you now.  Socially Awksome Penguin

weekends weekdays

weekends weekdays  Socially Awksome Penguin

gets waved and smiled at by cute girl assumes it was meant for someone else

gets waved and smiled at by cute girl assumes it was meant for someone else  Socially Awksome Penguin

GGG tries to hook you up with girl a party say hello then walk away.

GGG tries to hook you up with girl a party say hello then walk away.  Socially Awksome Penguin

See's hot chick *thinks about asking her out No balls he won't do it

See's hot chick *thinks about asking her out No balls he won't do it  Socially Awksome Penguin

Make out with HOT girl at party Apologize AFTERWORDS

Make out with HOT girl at party Apologize AFTERWORDS  Socially Awksome Penguin

makes post on reddit: 1000 karma posts same thing on facebook: 0 likes

makes post on reddit: 1000 karma posts same thing on facebook: 0 likes  Socially Awksome Penguin

Gets a blowjob tries to fake orgasm

Gets a blowjob tries to fake orgasm  Socially Awksome Penguin
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