Socially Awksome Penguin

Gets a hickey doesn't leave the house for weeks

Gets a hickey doesn't leave the house for weeks  Socially Awksome Penguin

Only one other customer in the whole store standing in front of the only items i need to buy

Only one other customer in the whole store standing in front of the only items i need to buy  Socially Awksome Penguin

Gets invited to hit the clubs reddit on the dancefloor

Gets invited to hit the clubs reddit on the dancefloor  Socially Awksome Penguin

Gets high fived while stretching in class tells every friend for the rest of the week

Gets high fived while stretching in class tells every friend for the rest of the week  Socially Awksome Penguin

Accidentally pisses all over her when having sex Becomes new popular fetish

Accidentally pisses all over her when having sex Becomes new popular fetish   Socially Awksome Penguin

leaning in for the kiss she turns her head, cheek kiss ensues

leaning in for the kiss she turns her head, cheek kiss ensues  Socially Awksome Penguin

has super hard dodgeball throw hits camper in the face

has super hard dodgeball throw hits camper in the face  Socially Awksome Penguin

has sex with a new girl the weekend before valentines day

has sex with a new girl the weekend before valentines day  Socially Awksome Penguin

GO JOGGING look for rear-view mirror every 5 minutes

GO JOGGING look for rear-view mirror every 5 minutes  Socially Awksome Penguin

Listens to Barry White alone

Listens to Barry White alone  Socially Awksome Penguin
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