Socially Awksome Penguin

Beautiful girl drives past, calls me by name and shouts "I love you" I have no idea who she could possibly be.

Beautiful girl drives past, calls me by name and shouts

Writes a Socially awksome penguin meme in front of friends can only think of this

Writes a Socially awksome penguin meme in front of friends can only think of this  Socially Awksome Penguin

Hears woman scream "if you touch me, I call the cops!" Marches over to help Sees size of guy, looks at cell phone instead and walks away

Hears woman scream

Make's Huffington Post's Top 45 List Of most awkward colleges

Make's Huffington Post's Top 45 List Of most awkward colleges  Socially Awksome Penguin

gets text mentioned on the radio Gets instant hate from thousands of listeners

gets text mentioned on the radio Gets instant hate from thousands of listeners  Socially Awksome Penguin

Gets laid one pump chump

Gets laid one pump chump  Socially Awksome Penguin

-Posts picture they think is funny to reddit -Makes front page -Posted same picture to facebook earlier -Not even a like

-Posts picture they think is funny to reddit
-Makes front page -Posted same picture to facebook earlier
-Not even a like
  Socially Awksome Penguin

I have a very active sex life Because my wife has subconsciously trained me to want sex whenever she uses a specific kind of lotion

I have a very active sex life Because my wife has subconsciously trained me to want sex whenever she uses a specific kind of lotion  Socially Awksome Penguin

Just had sex Doesn't brag about it

Just had sex Doesn't brag about it  Socially Awksome Penguin

gets to class 15 minutes early to ensure an aisle seat near no one

gets to class 15 minutes early to ensure an aisle seat near no one  Socially Awksome Penguin
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