Socially Awksome Penguin

Ends awkward silence starts new one

Ends awkward silence starts new one  Socially Awksome Penguin

Pays with exact change while people wait impatiently in line

Pays with exact change while people wait impatiently in line  Socially Awksome Penguin

You won't be needing that tonight Because we're not having sex

You won't be needing that tonight Because we're not having sex  Socially Awksome Penguin

Gets invited to a party Only knows the hostess.

Gets invited to a party Only knows the hostess.  Socially Awksome Penguin

Girl tells me I'm hot Girl is morbidly obese

Girl tells me I'm hot Girl is morbidly obese  Socially Awksome Penguin

didn't eat lunch alone didn't eat lunch

didn't eat lunch alone didn't eat lunch  Socially Awksome Penguin

Gonna Rage Tonight Because it's my cake day

Gonna Rage Tonight Because it's my cake day  Socially Awksome Penguin

Go to bed at 2 with a 10 Wake up at 10 with a 2

Go to bed at 2 with a 10 Wake up at 10 with a 2  Socially Awksome Penguin

Gets a blow job for the first time girl says it tastes like hand lotion

Gets a blow job for the first time girl says it tastes like hand lotion  Socially Awksome Penguin

is fluent in another languange 1337

is fluent in another languange 1337  Socially Awksome Penguin
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