Socially Awksome Penguin

Winks at girl .. girl walks over farts

Winks at girl ..
girl walks over farts  Socially Awksome Penguin

ask girl out. she says yes "now what the fuck do i do?"

ask girl out. she says yes

Told I smell great by girl She's my cousin

Told I smell great by girl She's my cousin  Socially Awksome Penguin

Scores game winning touchdown in super bowl By accident

Scores game winning touchdown in super bowl By accident   Socially Awksome Penguin

hot guy asks for you number watches call go to voicemail instead of answer

hot guy asks for you number watches call go to voicemail instead of answer  Socially Awksome Penguin

holds door open for girl realizes it's the men's bathroom

holds door open for girl realizes it's the men's bathroom  Socially Awksome Penguin

makes the front page gets shat on in the comments

makes the front page gets shat on in the comments  Socially Awksome Penguin

"hey, wanna grab a coffee?" "no, I'm still sleeping."

Ask if anyone has extra condoms Uses them to pull a bad prank

Ask if anyone has extra condoms Uses them to pull a bad prank  Socially Awksome Penguin

Hook up with girl at party. Panic every time groin itches.

Hook up with girl at party. Panic every time groin itches.  Socially Awksome Penguin
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