Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets tripped by bully face first into hot girl's chest.

Gets tripped by bully face first into hot girl's chest.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

sing "face down ass up, that's the way we like to fuck" during Mony Mony outside of Piano Bar hot Girl agrees

sing

I scored an ENTJ professor changed it to INTJ

I scored an ENTJ professor changed it to INTJ   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

NOSebleed while making out, cover girl in blood clean up and make out again

NOSebleed while making out, cover girl in blood clean up and make out again  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Creates new account to run my drunken mouth Receives more karma in one night than the entirety of other account

Creates new account to run my drunken mouth Receives more karma in one night than the entirety of other account  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Notice massive cyst on upper back Pop it and drink it's juices

Notice massive cyst on upper back Pop it and drink it's juices  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

on reddit all day still has friends in reality

on reddit all day still has friends in reality  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Picks nose while driving home From dropping off hot date

Picks nose while driving home From dropping off hot date  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Vomits after leaving party

Vomits after leaving party  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

layoffs yesterday hire replacements today

layoffs yesterday hire replacements today  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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