Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Drunkenly slur "hpay birthda" on facebook wall she messages me her number with a smiley face

Drunkenly slur

Told girl I liked her and she said she was emotionally unavailable "So does that mean you're physically available?"

Told girl I liked her and she said she was emotionally unavailable

Walks in on roommate and gf having sex invited to join next time.

Walks in on roommate and gf having sex invited to join next time.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

haven't had a steady gf to bring home to mom in years she thinks it's because im continuously seeing different girls

haven't had a steady gf to bring home to mom in years she thinks it's because im continuously seeing different girls  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets pet kebab Finds out its cow not horse

Gets pet kebab Finds out its cow not horse
  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Friendzoned Still presents Penis

Friendzoned Still presents Penis  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Drunk texted cute guy about gentlemen broncos got a date.

Drunk texted cute guy about gentlemen broncos got a date.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Makes bad 90s cartoon reference to crush was their favorite childhood cartoon

Makes bad 90s cartoon reference to crush was their favorite childhood cartoon  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Never knows what to write on birthday card makes this awesome birthday

Never knows what to write on birthday card makes this awesome birthday   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I went to see a musical at IV Theater Les Miserables turned out to be really good

I went to see a musical at IV Theater Les Miserables turned out to be really good  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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