Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

girlfriend tells me i cant masturbate cause she wants explosive blowjobs

girlfriend tells me i cant masturbate cause she wants explosive blowjobs  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

sends totally lame first message girl responds back just as awkward

sends totally lame first message girl responds back just as awkward  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

never gets girl's number at party gets cool dude's gamertag

never gets girl's number at party gets cool dude's gamertag  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets locked out of house scales the side of the house like spiderman to get in

Gets locked out of house scales the side of the house like spiderman to get in  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

goes cheap on scents gets bod man "black" for $8 and every chick loves it

goes cheap on scents gets bod man

Accidentally uses wink emote instead of smile gets laid

Accidentally uses wink emote instead of smile gets laid  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Says she only likes me as a friend that she wants to have sex with

Says she only likes me as a friend that she wants to have sex with   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Fumbles with bra hooks She notices and unhooks them

Fumbles with bra hooks She notices and unhooks them  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Bumps into stack of boxes at grocery store Makes incredible catch to avert disaster

Bumps into stack of boxes at grocery store Makes incredible catch to avert disaster  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

lols to funny txt in crowded lsm

lols to funny txt in crowded lsm  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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