Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Things we do Outcomes we want to happen

Things we do Outcomes we want to happen  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Cute girl says she does not want to date you but wants to come over for sex a couple times a week

Cute girl says she does not want to date you but wants to come over for sex a couple times a week  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

gets girl's number at a restaurant. gets date. takes her back to the same restaurant to be in a familiar and more comfortable space.

gets girl's number at a restaurant. gets date. takes her back to the same restaurant to be in a familiar and more comfortable space.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Brings cheap small laptop to college Random girl tells me its cute

Brings cheap small laptop to college Random girl tells me its cute  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

tells a girl the sex couldn't be more awkward than last time she agree's and accepts the sex

tells a girl the sex couldn't be more awkward than last time she agree's and accepts the sex  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Star Wars reference on first date Her Favorite movie is the empire strikes back

Star Wars reference on first date Her Favorite movie is the empire strikes back  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

self-indulgent tripe

self-indulgent tripe  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

stretches in a ampitheater class, accidentley puts arm on nearby hot girl she likes it

stretches in a ampitheater class, accidentley puts arm on nearby hot girl she likes it  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Mod creates AMA with head of gaming firm to let redditors ask him about the recent Xbox argument Turns into a discussion about knives

Mod creates AMA with head of gaming firm to let redditors ask him about the recent Xbox argument Turns into a discussion about knives  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

the only time me and my gf hold hands is in fable 3 She is amazing at video games

the only time me and my gf hold hands is in fable 3 She is amazing at video games  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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