Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Says "there's a pirate in my underpants" when drowning 3 girls understand and save him

Says

When to a Catholic School Became an atheist

When to a Catholic School Became an atheist  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Farts really loud at the urinal everyone laughs with you

Farts really loud at the urinal everyone laughs with you  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Crush just wants to be friends... With benefits.

Crush just wants to be friends... With benefits.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Daydreams about sex with crush. happens.

Daydreams about sex with crush. happens.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

drives a vw beetle random girl: "I love your car! it's so cute!"

drives a vw beetle random girl:

Forgets to buy Birthday card Makes meme instead

Forgets to buy Birthday card Makes meme instead  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Rehearsed conversation in head Went exactly as planned

Rehearsed conversation in head Went exactly as planned  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

girl finds my giant anime collection tells me she's seen every series i have

girl finds my giant anime collection tells me she's seen every series i have  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"i'm in lesbians with you" still gets the girl

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