Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Tell hot girl she reminds me of a character called toph from one of my favorite shows she playfully punches me and calls me "Twinkle toes"

Tell hot girl she reminds me of a character called toph from one of my favorite shows she playfully punches me and calls me

condom falls out of pocket while waiting for a table with friends crush picks it up and says she'll hold on to it for later

condom falls out of pocket while waiting for a table with friends crush picks it up and says she'll hold on to it for later  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"i wish you didn't work here" "then we could fuck and not get in trouble"

About to lose virginity at age of 23 to hot girl Guesses how to open a bra. It works.

About to lose virginity at age of 23 to hot girl Guesses how to open a bra. 
It works.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Only have two classes with crush Sit next to her in both classes

Only have two classes with crush Sit next to her in both classes  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

makes a star wars reference in front of cute girl she gets it an laughs

makes a star wars reference in front of cute girl she gets it an laughs  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Wastes money on 3ds pokemon X Y

Wastes money on 3ds pokemon X Y  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Learned what a 'head monster' is for first time at 24 Used to describe me

Learned what a 'head monster' is for first time at 24 Used to describe me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally punches date in the lip She suggests I should kiss it to make it feel better

Accidentally punches date in the lip She suggests I should kiss it to make it feel better  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Only person in class without a partner crush comes in late

Only person in class without a partner crush comes in late  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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