Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Asked a girl to be my Valentine and she said no. She asked me to be her boyfriend instead.

Asked a girl to be my Valentine and she said no. She asked me to be her boyfriend instead.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"Our friendship is too important to me to have a relationship with you" "But i find you pretty attractive, so we occasionally can hook up"

Can't have sex with girlfriend on valentine's day Blowjob instead

Can't have sex with girlfriend on valentine's day Blowjob instead  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Screws up relationship with lies Fixes relationship with lies

Screws up relationship with lies Fixes relationship with lies  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Have no car & have to walk home from work. Hitchhike. Don't get murdered, raped, or mugged.

Have no car & have to walk home from work. Hitchhike. Don't get murdered, raped, or mugged.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

alone on valentines day while all roomates are on dates meets hot girl at the gym. laid on 2/15

alone on valentines day while all roomates are on dates meets hot girl at the gym. laid on 2/15  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets awkward boner hugging girlfriend She grabs it and tell me to save it for later

Gets awkward boner hugging girlfriend She grabs it and tell me to save it for later  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Has trouble talking to girls at parties Beer

Has trouble talking to girls at parties Beer  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Wore dress to a party as a guy Still got laid

Wore dress to a party as a guy Still got laid  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Makes jokes about being friendzoned new girlfriend

Makes jokes about being friendzoned new girlfriend  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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