Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

'Will... uhh.. will you consider possibly' 'Banging? Sure'

'Will... uhh.. will you consider possibly' 'Banging? Sure'  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Forgot to wear a bra Karma

Forgot to wear a bra Karma  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Can't talk to girl because she is intimidating Find finds that cute and flirts you the rest of night

Can't talk to girl because she is intimidating Find finds that cute and flirts you the rest of night  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Ex GF paid to take you out for coffee Paid her back with breakfast in the morning

Ex GF paid to take you out for coffee Paid her back with breakfast in the morning  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Doesn't have a girlfriend has a wife

Doesn't have a girlfriend has a wife  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I hated bobby making fun of my accent first. I got more acquaintances and popularity, so I exaggerated it even more!

I hated bobby making fun of my accent first. I got more acquaintances and popularity, so I exaggerated  it even more!   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Crashes Bike into ditch when overestimateing quality of brakes took alternate route so the only people who saw didnt go to my school

Crashes Bike into ditch when overestimateing quality of brakes took alternate route so the only people who saw didnt go to my school  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

has no one to sit next to in class ends up sitting next to hottest girl in class

has no one to sit next to in class ends up sitting next to hottest girl in class  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Admitted that I wear silky boxers Got to prove it

Admitted that I wear silky boxers Got to prove it  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Sleeps late on final exam day gets exam as a take home

Sleeps late on final exam day gets exam as a take home   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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