Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girlfriend buys MAGNUM condoms without knowing what it meant found out they fit better and have amazing sex

Girlfriend buys MAGNUM condoms without knowing what it meant found out they fit better and have amazing sex  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Identifies as a socially awkward penguin posts a picture; ladies love it

Identifies as a socially awkward penguin posts a picture; ladies love it  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Sees guy i had plans to hook up with dancing with another girl turns it into a super sexy threesome

Sees guy i had plans to hook up with dancing with another girl turns it into a super sexy threesome  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Tell my friend that I'm in love with her she just wants to be friends with benefits

Tell my friend that I'm in love with her she just wants to be friends with benefits  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Went to ghetto liquor store with my white coat on Got free alcohol

Went to ghetto liquor store  with my  white coat on Got free alcohol  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Forgot how to spell a simple word Purposely misspelled every word as A joke

Forgot how to spell a simple word Purposely misspelled every word as A joke   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Feel like a creeper for looking at hottie's boobs makes eye contact instead

Feel like a creeper for looking at hottie's boobs makes eye contact instead  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Goes to a party painfully aware of the fact that I have gained a few pounds Cute girl assumes that it is muscles and asks if I have been working out

Goes to a party painfully aware of the fact that I have gained a few pounds Cute girl assumes that it is muscles and asks if I have been working out  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

24 people down voted my post 24 people saw my post!

24 people down voted my post 24 people saw my post!  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Needs dating advice from friend. Uses advice successfully on friend's younger sister.

Needs dating advice from friend. Uses advice successfully on friend's younger sister.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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