Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

called at midnight and told to be at work 2 hours early mistakenly set alarm 3 hours early, giving the feeling of sleeping in an hour

called at midnight and told to be at work 2 hours early mistakenly set alarm 3 hours early, giving the feeling of sleeping in an hour  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"You know my username? Guess I'm never posting to GW on it." Me: "Posted to GW yet?" Her: "Want to be my photographer?" Later that week...

devastatingly anxious and terrified entire time gives funniest and most well-delivered presentation in the class

devastatingly anxious and terrified entire time gives funniest and most well-delivered presentation in the class  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Made out with a girl in front of her huge boyfriend He was so drunk he didn't even notice

Made out with a girl in front of her huge boyfriend He was so drunk he didn't even notice   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Cleaning lady found my opened box of condoms wrote down her name and number on a condom inside

Cleaning lady found my opened box of condoms wrote down her name and number on a condom inside  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Asked about upgrade list for three hour flight, not on it Exit row to myself

Asked about upgrade list for three hour flight, not on it Exit row to myself  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

gets erection while wearing sweatpants ridiculously small penis

gets erection while wearing sweatpants ridiculously small penis  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Can't say no to peer pressure Gets drunk with friends

Can't say no to peer pressure Gets drunk with friends  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Spills beer on jeans beer blowjob

Spills beer on jeans beer blowjob  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Checks phone every 30 seconds waits 30 minutes to respond

Checks phone every 30 seconds waits 30 minutes to respond  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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