Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Uses super lame whale pick up line Girlfriend loves it

Uses super lame whale pick up line Girlfriend loves it  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Can't do Pushups Because penis touches the floor

Can't do Pushups Because penis touches the floor  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Post comment on /r/askreddit 3 hours late Still get 50 comment karma.

Post comment on /r/askreddit 3 hours late Still get 50 comment karma.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girl gets hit after arguing with boyfriend Called the cops and he was arrested

Girl gets hit after arguing with boyfriend Called the cops and he was arrested  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Jokingly calls female friend "cutie" from behind at foodstore - is actually random girl who looks like friend Girl calls me a cutie back and starts conversation

Jokingly calls female friend

Went to work with a massive hangover Less hung over than the more responsible employee

Went to work with a massive hangover Less hung over than the more responsible employee  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

didn't kiss hot girl at party she told me on facebook later she wanted to

didn't kiss hot girl at party she told me on facebook later she wanted to  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Socially awkward around a certain person or thing Has sex with that person or thing

Socially awkward around a certain person or thing Has sex with that person or thing  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

brings book to a bar gets laid

brings book to a bar gets laid  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Craps pants on road trip with two girls No one notices. 1000+ karma and awesome story

Craps pants on road trip with two girls No one notices. 1000+ karma and awesome story  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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