Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Knocks over full water bottle into sink so doesn't need to clean it up

Knocks over full water bottle into sink so doesn't need to clean it up  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"Why is your right arm bigger than the left?" "I play a lot of guitar."

misuse meme made it to the front page

misuse meme made it to the front page  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Locked self out of room in front of friends Performed first successful lock-picking ever

Locked self out of room in front of friends Performed first successful lock-picking ever  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidently opens eating out Gif and girl behind sees it You say "Sorry" she says "come over later"

Accidently opens eating out Gif and girl behind sees it You say

Can't get myself to pee after 5 minutes in a public restroom, despite an annoyed line complaining behind me Woke up. Didn't wet the bed.

Can't get myself to pee after 5 minutes in a public restroom, despite an annoyed line complaining behind me Woke up. Didn't wet the bed.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

First time making out makes out with vag too

First time making out makes out with vag too   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Daniel Tosh trash talks reddit talks about reddit instead of 9gag

Daniel Tosh trash talks reddit talks about reddit instead of 9gag  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Walking towards somebody I barely know down an empty hallway They turned into a room before I had to awkwardly acknowlege them

Walking towards somebody I barely know down an empty hallway They turned into a room before I had to awkwardly acknowlege them  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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