Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Tells date I've never gotten head Gets 30 minute blowjob

Tells date I've never gotten head Gets 30 minute blowjob   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

accidently humps girl as train stops gets her number

accidently humps girl as train stops gets her number  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Chased by reddit for being good lookin' Only redditor that can catch her is Ridiculously Photogenic Guy

Chased by reddit for being good lookin' Only redditor that can catch her is Ridiculously Photogenic Guy  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

nothing to talk about have sex

nothing to talk about have sex  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Practices argument in shower Gets into said argument

Practices argument in shower Gets into said argument  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets put into the brotherzone She's into incest.

Gets put into the brotherzone She's into incest.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Misses chance for free prize from NPH ends up with beards, cats, and cheese instead

Misses chance for free prize from NPH ends up with beards, cats, and cheese instead  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Really, really hate talking to strangers about politics Called both my senators and my representative's offices to ask them to end the war on terror

Really, really hate talking to strangers about politics Called both my senators and my representative's offices to ask them to end the war on terror  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Misses Cake Day by one day Upvoted to front page anyways

Misses Cake Day by one day Upvoted to front page anyways  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Asks my professor's assistant when the narwhal bacons "Midnight"

Asks my professor's assistant when the narwhal bacons
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