Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

blew nose so hard i farted everyone just thought the noise was from my nose

blew nose so hard i farted everyone just thought the noise was from my nose  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"I really wish you were coming on this trip." "I'm Helping autistic kids at my gym."

Casually mentions to girl she should wear her black underwear Replies by saying she won't wear any on next date

Casually mentions to girl she should wear her black underwear Replies by saying she won't wear any on next date  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

The only person in class coughing hundreds of times Excessive coughing is giving me rock-hard abs

The only person in class coughing hundreds of times Excessive coughing is giving me rock-hard abs  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets wished happy Birthday. Says "You too" Smiles and makes it a Joke

Gets wished happy Birthday.
Says

accidentally reply all to department email list turn it into learning experience about the Undo Send gmail lab

accidentally reply all to department email list turn it into learning experience about the Undo Send gmail lab  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

says "thats what she said" gets laid

says

Wanted to text cute girl, but didn't know what to say Send text saying you don't know what to say, She loves it

Wanted to text cute girl, but didn't know what to say Send text saying you don't know what to say, She loves it  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

sang loudly in parking lot without realizing girl gave me her phone number

sang loudly in parking lot without realizing girl gave me her phone number  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally ran into girl in the hallway Got to pick up her books

Accidentally ran into girl in the hallway Got to pick up her books  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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