Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girl makes joke about you having small dick gets curious and needs to find out the truth

Girl makes joke about you having small dick gets curious and needs to find out the truth  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Took kissing advice from reddit for my first kiss impressed girl and made out for three days non-stop

Took kissing advice from reddit for my first kiss impressed girl and made out for three days non-stop  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally types "I need pussy" in facebook chat to a hot girl instead of the adress bar like intended She says "ok", and asks to come over

Accidentally types

"it feels like petting a guinea pig" "expected it would be more like petting a hamster"

Drops an alcoholic drink on 8 yr old Parents tip 20%

Drops an alcoholic drink on 8 yr old Parents tip 20%  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

adds meme to graduate school assignment Like a boss

adds meme to graduate school assignment Like a boss  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Drunk text girl I like saying I'm bringing a girl home Asks to come over for a threesome

Drunk text girl I like saying I'm bringing a girl home Asks to come over for a threesome  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

couldn't remember his name facebook search friend, anonymous guy posted on wall 5 seconds before

couldn't remember his name facebook search friend, anonymous guy posted on wall 5 seconds before  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidently elbow girl in the face Kiss her to make it better

Accidently elbow girl in the face Kiss her to make it better  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

cute girl looks up & almost trips walking past me i'm finally not the blue side

cute girl looks up & almost trips walking past me i'm finally not the blue side  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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