Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

tips bartender with $2 bill she says she collects them and gives you back a boner dollar

tips bartender with $2 bill she says she collects them and gives you back a boner dollar  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Sing "Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too" at black friend's birthday party Not interpreted as a racial slur

Sing

Has to poop in public restroom Only needs to wipe once

Has to poop in public restroom Only needs to wipe once  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Tries to add something serious to the conversation. Others find it hilarious, roll with it.

Tries to add something serious to the conversation. Others find it hilarious, 
roll with it.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally rip my girlfriend's pants during foreplay She pulls out handcuffs: "were you planning on breaking and entering?"

Accidentally rip my girlfriend's pants during foreplay She pulls out handcuffs:

skips episode in new series by accident watching missed episode feels like a Tarantino movie

skips episode in new series by accident watching missed episode feels like a Tarantino movie  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

reveals fetish to the world is accepted and gets tons of karma

reveals fetish to the world is accepted and gets tons of karma  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Condom doesn't fit right when she puts it on me "Fuck it, I'm horny We'll just go bareback this time"

Condom doesn't fit right when she puts it on me

Gets rejected for second date Already dating way too many girls to care

Gets rejected for second date Already dating way too many girls to care  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

can draw Has awesome friends who need drawings

can draw Has awesome friends who need drawings  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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